A New Form of Spacial Measurement

Scientists at the Los Altos Institute for Spatial Measurement have identified a new Singularity that has caused concern over aspects of the fabric of Time and Space.

Manifesting itself on Friday nights and Saturday daytimes, it is specific to certain office buildings in London

The Singularity involves Time and the amount of work done in that Time. A documented example is that within the Singularity, the disconnection or reconnection of computer equipment can take upto 10 or 15 times longer than the same activity taking place outside the Singularity.

Scientists have named the phenomenon and it's unit of measurement, The Buzby. They also note it mainly affects agency staff

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