Start Your Own Religion - For Pleasure and Profit Easy to use template
All you have to do is pick items from the lists below and away you go. Easy! 1) Central Figure Who is going to be your Central Figure? Pick one- You
- An alien that is never seen but with whom you commune
- A historical figure such as King Arthur or Noggin the Nog
- A hysterical figure such as Bobo the Clown or Tommy Cooper
- Your cat
- The bloke next door
- The Man in the Pub
- Nah, I will make it up as I go along. I like a challenge!
- The menu from the local Pizza/Indian/Chinese Takeaway
- The lyrics of the Pet Shop Boys
- Moby Dick
- The Goon Show Scripts
- Loads of sex with anyone you can persuade to get it on
- Finding your inner self
- Feeling better about oneself through introspective thinking
- Getting drunk all the time
- Being nice to migrant workers
- Being unpleasant to migrant workers
- We are descended from Aliens from the Planet Bobo
- We are the remnants of the race of Atlanteans who were swallowed by the sea
- We are the Jean Key Fan Club
- Met an alien in the pub
- Whilst reading the paper
- Whilst waiting for a takeaway
- On the bus
- Watching Deal or no Deal
- Found sacred texts whilst waiting for a takeaway
- Big light come from sky
- Alien told me the Meaning of Life
- I heard Noel Edmunds tell me to go forth on a Mission
- No stimulants such as drink, drugs or magic marmalade
- No meat
- No fish
- No pork products
- No sex
- No lamb products
- No cow products
- No vegetables
- No chips
- No Pringles
- No brussel sprouts
- Always wear a Fez in honour of Tommy Cooper
- Men must wear shorts
- Women must not wear knickers
- Women must have their ears covered at all times
- The Faithful must be drunk at all times after 15.00
- Women must subject themselves to sex with any man who mentions the secret word
- No running
- No smiling
- No mixing with the non-Faithful
- Regular worship at least 5 times a day
- Poverty - all funds to the Religion
- As much sex as you cn get
- Free beer
- Free pizza
- Inner Peace
- Very little other than a feeling of belonging
- Magic marmalade
- Give all your money to the Religion and live in poverty
- Donations - suggest a weekly minimum
- A tithe on earnings - say 30%
- Get the Faithful to perform armed robberies
- Casual prostitution for the women
- Get them to make magic marmalade and sell it at Farmers Markets