Win a Day Out with the Giro Crowd

Haven't you day dreamed of spending the day, shopping in cheap shops, wearing naff clothes, drinking too much, starting fights, swearing, spitting at passersby and eating shit food?

Well now you can! Deviant are offering a fantastic prize of a Day Out with the Giro Crowd. Yes, you too could be one of those cool and groovy people who are happy for migrant workers to do their jobs because they didn't want them anyway.

All you have to do is complete the following sentence in the most witty way possible:

I don't see why I should get a job because ...

For example your entry might read: "I don't see why I should get a job because I am a worthless piece of shit."

Easy isn't it!

The Grand Prize includes: