Nine Types of Drinkers? No - There are Only Two!

The Government believes it has identified nine types of heavy drinker as it launches a new alcohol campaign.

Well once again the Government led by Bozo Brown, the Jonah of the Labour Party has got it wrong!

We here at Deviant Thinking know that there are only two types of heavy drinker: Simple isn't it!

Does Bozo Brown buy his round? I doubt it, as it is clearly a part of his Personal Austerity Package not to do so. He probably ponces fags off the smokers outside pubs as well!

Concept and words: Laurie